he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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