i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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