I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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