p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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