it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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