At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
