Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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