She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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