You're so nebulous sometimes
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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