Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So. Much. Porn.
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