how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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