Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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