I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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