Don't you send me to vm
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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