ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
