She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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