he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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