The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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