kristin has been a bad kristin
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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