how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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