DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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