I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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