Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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