Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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