Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so let's talk penis.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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