Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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