she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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