I wish i was in the wii world.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Green mimosas i think yes
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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