I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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