Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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