i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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