AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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