mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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