Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
