Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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