I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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