Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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