Dual....:-)
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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