either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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