i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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