Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
im on a boat
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