we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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