I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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