I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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