My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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