i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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