so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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