no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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