I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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