she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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