How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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