new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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