she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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