i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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